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March 28, 2006
Suit against eHarmony
A California man, John Claassen, is suing eHarmony by alleging that they
violated his civil rights by discriminating against him based on his marital
status. He is in the process of getting a divorce, but it is not yet final.
This case is completely ridiculous and without merit.
eHarmony is a private company and has the right to provide service to
whomever they choose. They have chosen to deny their services to married
individuals, and for sound reasons. Can I sue a retailer for refusing to
sell me a shirt because I don't have enough money to pay for it? Aren't
they discriminating against me based on my financial status? The answer is
of course no, the retailer has the right to choose who they do business
with, and if they only choose to do business with people who can pay the
full price, that is within their rights. So, John Claassen, you are without
merit and should be counter sued for bringing such a frivolous lawsuit to
court.
The latest 'Cause du jour': Immigration reform
I haven't followed the issue too closely, so I can't offer a detailed
opinion. However, I can offer some thoughts.
On one side of the issue are those who are opposed to a bill that makes it
a felony to be in the US illegally and make it a crime to give aid to illegal
immigrants. My question here is, why do we need to make it a felony to be
in the country illegally? Shouldn't the person just be repatriated?
As for making it a crime to help somebody, that's going too far. At least
on an individual basis. When there are people in the country illegally who
are taking advantage of state and federal resources, that is a problem. But
a church giving food to someone in need, that's not a crime.
There are those who would like to reform the system to allow for a
guest-worker program. The program would also give illegal immigrants a chance to
work toward citizenship. The positive side to this is that it allows for
employers to gain employees to do work that most Americans seem to think is
beneath them (another issue all in itself) and it gives people a chance to
become US citizens. While there are still problems with this, it is better
than the current system.
The guest worker program is opposed by those who fear it would create an
underclass of employees. However, what do we have now? By creating the
program, it would mean more control over the minimum wages for the workers,
as well as give employers the chance to offer health benefits without fear
of punishment. As to whether these benefits to the program would come to
fruition, that's still to be seen.
Those opposed to the bill in its entirety are
insulting those who went through legal avenues to gain entry to the US and
become citizens. If someone wants to enter the US, they should have to do
so through legal means, not sneak in and then demand resources from the
taxpayers of this country. While the current solutions proposed in the US
legislature may not be perfect, they at least seem to be a step in the right
direction.
How does an astronaut feel?
Ever wonder what it's like in space? A study in the March issue of the Journal of Applied
Physiology (J Appl Physiol 100: 951-957, 2006) showed that all you have to do is lie down
and recline your head at a 6-degree angle below your feet for a few days. So, that's your
ticket to ride into space!
March 27, 2006
What is this man doing on the Supreme Court?
Both CNN and the BBC have reported Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's opposition to rights
for Guantanamo Bay detainees. It is appalling to hear the arguments and statements by him:
"War is war, and it has never been the
case that when you captured a combatant you have to give them a jury trial in your civil courts,"
he is quoted as saying.
"Give me a break."
"If he was captured by my army on a battlefield, that is where he
belongs.
I had a son (Matthew Scalia) on that battlefield and they were shooting at my son and I'm not
about to give this man who was captured in a war a full jury trial. I mean it's crazy."
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We here in the United States actually have a Supreme Court Justice making emotional arguments
rather than logical ones that take basic human rights into consideration. "Give me a break."?
What kind of speech is that from a Supreme Court Justice? While we are at war and full jury trial
may not be possible (and the precedent not there), we must recognize that this is a new kind of
war. We are the ones setting precedent for this type of war, and this precedent should include
basic human rights as its foundation. The people detained at Guantanamo are real people and
should have some recourse to question their detainment ( I've already written about this in a
previous post, "Disturbing
echoes from history"). The capture of people during war is not
perfect, especially given the highly questionable way in which some of the detainees were
captured. We have a man sitting on the Supreme Court who it seems is poised to set dangerous
precedents for our country. Let's hope he gives us a break. I mean, it's crazy.
March 26, 2006
The Integrity of Science
Last year, a paper authored by Woo Suk Hwang and published in the prestigious scientific journal,
Science, turned out to contain fraudulent data. A similar incident
occurred a few years ago when a Hendrik Schon published papers in both
Science and Nature containing fabricated data. Many feel
these
incidents have given the scientific community a black eye and pointed out
major flaws in how research is reported. However, I think it
actually reinforced the integrity of science.
Although one may get away
with falsifying data and results for a short time, eventually their fraud
will be discovered. During the peer review process, reviewers are
interested in assessing whether the data and results support the
conclusions made in the paper, and whether such results are worthy of
publication. They do this under the assumption that the data presented is
honest and veracious. If the burden of investigating the honesty of the
data were placed on the reviewers, the advance of science would slow
significantly as reviewers are also active in conducting their own
scientific research.
The prevalence of scientific fraud is too low to
warrant such a burden on the reviewers. Thus, although a fraudulent paper
may be published, when other scientists begin attempts to replicate the
results or to build upon them, the fraud will be discovered. It does mean
that resources of the later scientists have been squandered in the
discovery of the fraud, but imagine the amount of time and money that would be
required to verify data prior to publication of every paper. Thousands of
papers are published every year in hundreds of journals, virtually all of
them by honest scientists. The weak link in the current system seems to be
that of the role of co-authors. It is the co-authors that need to take on a
greater role in the verification of data, and thus holding them responsible
for falsification of data is perhaps the solution to the problems in the
current system.
Google Search: meaning of life
Googling meaning of life gives The
Meaning of Life to an Armidillo as the top result on
result page 42. Here's an excerpt:
"The ancient armadillo
is as simple as the rain,
He’s an armour plated pillow
with a microscopic brain,
He’s thoroughly disinterested
in what the world has wrought,
But spends his time in contemplative
Armadyllic thought"
March 25, 2006
V for Vendetta
Last night I saw the movie "V for Vendetta". I knew a little about it going
in, like it had originally been directed at Margaret Thatcher, it was set
in England, and that it had a political slant. I must admit I did not
have high expectations going into the theater. However, it is one
of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It explores some
themes of what happens when a society gives up its freedoms for security,
how governments are still run by people, people that can be corrupted by
power and greed. The primary plot of the movie focuses on one man's
vendetta against people who have done terrible things in the past to him
and others. He is a well spoken individual known only as V and wears a Guy
Fawkes mask, a man who V sees as a sort of hero. "Ideas are bulletproof",
he says. I don't want to give away too much of the movie, but I do highly
recommend it. The special affects are well done, echoing some elements of
the "Matrix", but the screen play was written by the Wachowski brothers and
they also share producing credit. It is a very timely movie, given the current
state of affairs in the world.
Rating: Willing to see again at non-matinee price.    
Another Unknown Caller
A couple of weeks ago I posted
a question about an unknown caller. Now I have a new number to
question, 1-800-258-0261. Apparently it is Audible.com. I purchased a
podcast from them a week ago, so now they are going to pester me with phone
calls. How nice of them. So, anyone wanting to buy from Audible.com,
beware.
I was combobulated by the whole situation.
Isn't discombobulate a funny word? If one can be discombobulated, does that
mean you can also be combobulated? Merriam
Webster does not have an entry for combobulate. Isn't English just
absolutely messed up?
March 21, 2006
World Baseball Classic Results Summary
Results from the World Baseball Classic.
Japan defeated Cuba in the final. Japan is the champion of the first World Baseball Classic.
Japan defeated Korea in game one of the final round. Cuba defeated the Dominican Republic in game two of the final
round.
The top two teams in each pool move on to the second round.
The top two teams in both pools 1 and 2 move on to final round.
*Clinched second round bid.
**Clinched final round bid.
| Round One | Round Two |
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| Pool A: Tokyo, Japan | |
| Team | Wins | Losses | Ties | |
| Korea* | 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| Japan* | 2 | 1 | 0 | |
| Chinese Taipei | 1 | 2 | 0 | Pool 1: Anaheim, California |
| China | 0 | 3 | 0 | Team | Wins | Losses | Ties |
| Pool B: Phoenix, Arizona | Korea** | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | Wins | Losses | Ties | Japan** | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| Mexico* | 2 | 1 | 0 | United States | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| United States* | 2 | 1 | 0 | Mexico | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| Canada | 2 | 1 | 0 | |
| South Africa | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| Pool C: San
Juan, Puerto Rico | |
| Team | Wins | Losses | Ties | |
| Puerto Rico* | 3 | 0 | 0 | |
| Cuba* | 2 | 1 | 0 | |
| Netherlands | 1 | 2 | 0 | Pool 2: San Juan, Puerto Rico |
| Panama | 0 | 3 | 0 | Team | Wins | Losses | Ties |
| Pool D: Orlando,
Florida | Dominican Republic** | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Team | Wins | Losses | Ties | Cuba** | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Dominican Republic* | 3 | 0 | 0 | Puerto Rico | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| Venezuela* | 2 | 1 | 0 | Venezuela | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| Italy | 1 | 2 | 0 | |
| Australia | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
March 16, 2006
March 15, 2006
Failure!
I discovered this in another blog.
- Go to www.google.com
- Do a search for "failure".
- Click on "I'm Feeling Luck".
Enjoy!
A Mexican Sunrise: Chapter 2: The Proposal
The next morning Isaac arose first
and finally got a good look at Charlie.
Charlie, despite being over six
feet tall, was not an overbearing presence. He was clean shaven and had a
surprising light complexion for someone who made his living off the land.
The clothes he wore seemed remarkably unweathered and fit as though
tailored for him. Everyone Isaac knew, including himself, had to
buy their clothes at the ready-to-wear store where a proper fit was rare.
The newness and fitting of Charlie's clothes made Isaac conscious of his
own clothing, all of which was at least one size too large: a pair of black
boots, blue wool trousers probably previously worn by a soldier fighting
the Apaches, a long sleeve white (or used to be white) dress shirt, a black
vest, and a grey blazer. He had been overjoyed the day he found an old
train engineeer's hat at the ready-to-wear store, and that hat along with a
brown bandana he wore around his neck were his only accessories. Charlie
was wearing a pair of black dress shoes, black dress pants and a black suit
jacket over a clean white dress shirt. The only thing that was missing was
from the outfit was a tie. He also had a black bowler hat.
As Isaac was taking this in,
Charlie stirred and finally opened his eyes. They were green, and in this
landscape seemed almost unreal, like the leaves of a desert rose.
"Good morning."
Isaac was a little
startled. He wondered if Charlie had noticed him staring. After a brief
pause, Isaac caught himself and responded awkwardly.
"Good morning."
"Are you hungry?"
Charlie surprised Isaac
once more by having breakfast in his bag: eggs and bacon. He cooked the
eggs and gave the bacon to Charlie to cook. Isaac could not help but wonder
what motive Charlie had in sharing his food. Surely he's not just being
friendly. People willing to share such precious commodities as food
with you never do so out of the kindness of their hearts or, as Charlie
seemed to claim, laziness. But, each meal Charlie shared with him was one
less meal he had to worry about later.
Much like the night before, they
ate in silence, the only sounds the crackling fire and the oil still
sizzling in the iron pans as they cooled. Isaac was accustomed to most
people talking too much for his taste, but this was the first person he had
met that actually talked too little for his taste. It just added to his
suspicion.
During their breakfast, Charlie
pulled out a newspaper. Isaac noticed Charlie read the paper with intense
interest. He wondered what could be so interesting about old news, since
that paper had to be two or three weeks old if Charlie really had been out
hunting as long as he claimed. Charlie began to speak.
"You remember last night when I
said I was considering a change of occupation."
"Yes." Isaac slowly replied,
almost as if asking a question.
"Well, this here story is why."
"What's it about?"
Charlie was briefly confused, but
then realized that Isaac couldn't read. Most people out here couldn't read,
especially those that had to make a living by hunting. "It's about train
robbers."
Isaac now bore the look of
confusion. What could he be thinking? Certainly he doesn't mean to
become a train robber? Perhaps he means to chase train robbers, or to
become a deputy or bounty hunter. I've heard there's actually pretty good
money in bounty hunting, especially with so many outlaws running loose. Or
maybe there's hidden loot in some mountain cave and he means to become a
treasure seeker.
"You look confused."
Isaac snapped back from his
thoughts. "Oh, well, I don't really follow what you're trying to get at. Do
you want to chase train robbers?"
"No."
"So, you don't want to become a
deputy or bounty hunter or anything like that?"
"No." The corner of Charlie's
mouth began to curl into a smirk.
"You want to go hunting for the
loot they hide away in the mountains?"
"No." Charlie was now smiling
from ear to ear.
Isaac sat for a moment, furrowing
his brow. Certainly he doesn't mean to become a train robber! Does
he? His eyes widened at the thought and his mouth opened a bit.
"You figured it out?" Charlie
asked, smiling widely.
"You want to become a train
robber?" Isaac asked meekly.
"Precisely!"
"But why?"
"Let me read you the story."
"Alright." Isaac absent-mindedly
answered. He was a little shocked by the suggestion that somebody as well
to do as Charlie seemed to be would become a train robber. He forgot his
insecurity at being unable to read and for the first time since he was a
child did not protest when someone offered to read something to him.
Charlie looked down at the paper,
still smiling. It was the Albuquerque Morning Journal, dated March 11,
1884. He cleared his throat and put on a more serious expression before
reading the headline:
WILL ROB NO MORE
The Whole Gang of Train Robbers Bite the Dust
Mitch Lee, Kit Joy, Frank Taggart, and George Cleveland Gone Where the
Woodbine Twineth and The Wicked Cease from Troubling
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"Silver City, New Mexico, March ten. Four
of the train robbers and Carlos Chavez, the murderer and Charles Spencer,
the horse thief, broke jail this morning at 9 o'clock. A large posse of
our citizens immediately followed them to the foothills of the Pinos Altos
range which is some six miles north of town, where they overtook them, and
in the desperate fight that ensued one of our most estimable citizens, J.
W. Laffer was killed, as was also George W. Cleveland, the negro train
robber, and Carlos Chavez, the murderer of the Chinaman at Fort Bayard,
Mitch Lee was wounded and captured and Frank Taggart was also captured.
Both of these men were hung one half mile from where they were captured by
a party of determined citizens. Kit Joy, another of the train robbers, is
still at large. He is the man who murdered Joseph W. Laffer. A party of
three started in pursuit of Joy, and it is believed that he was overtaken
and killed as his pursuers are very reticent about the matter. In any
event, he is badly wounded and his escape is simply impossible."
"John W. Laffer was one of our foremost
and most enterprising businessmen, esteemed by all who knew him and that he
should meet his death at the hands of such a gang seems almost unbearable."
"The negro Cleveland was captured by
Sheriff Whitehill and brought here by Socorro county officers, he is the
man who gave the officers a clue by which all the others have been
arrested. Taggert is the man captured near St. John, Arizona, and brought
back here via Albuquerque by Sheriff Whitehill and his son. Mitch Lee was
taken in the American Valley country not a great while ago while Kit Joy
has only been in custody a short time. This is the gang that threw the
Southern Pacific train off the track at Deming, and then shot the engineer.
This death for the desperadoes is a fitting one and nobody in the Territory
will regret the fact that they are gone never to return. There seems to be
no doubt, but what Kit Joy has gone beyond." |
Isaac sat quietly listening the
whole time, reacting to nothing Charlie read. Once he realized that Charlie
had finished reading, he asked "Why does that make you want to become a
train robber? They all got what they deserved. Just like the story said, I
don't regret that they are gone never to return."
"But." Charlie paused for emphasis. "They
almost got away. If George had not ratted out the others, they would still
be free. Plus, Frank Taggart was innocent. What kind of world is it where
an innocent man is killed and his named sullied in the paper without so
much as a trial? It seems to me that if you can get away with it, you might
as well try. Besides, we can view our train robbery as a sort of punishment
for the people that unjustly killed Frank."
"I don't know. Frank probably was
associated with the robbers, so I doubt he was as innocent as you claim.
And even if innocent people are killed for crimes they didn't commit, at
least they died innocent and will reap their reward in the afterlife. . ."
Charlie interrupted. "Hah! Afterlife! I
tell you, God is dead to me. There is no afterlife. You have to enjoy what
little time you have here. It shouldn't be spent toiling out here in the
wilderness hoping to catch a morsel for dinner!"
Isaac glared at Charlie. "God is dead?
Well, I don't know what path has led you to such a conclusion, but I'd
appreciate it if you don't ever say that to me again. I know God is alive
and well. I see him and his handiwork everyday. Look at those mountains.
Look at the sunrises, the sunsets. Look at the desert flowers. Look into
the eyes of a beautiful lady when she smiles. That's all the proof I need."
"Okay, I see your point." Charlie
replied, trying to calm Isaac. "But I still think that if George hadn't
ratted on them, they would still be free, enjoying a good life. They should
have gone to Mexico afterwards."
"So, you think just because you think you
can get away with it, we should do it? I haven't had much schooling, but
even to me that seems wrong. You're still stealing money from people that
worked hard to get it."
"No, we wouldn't be stealing from people
that worked hard to get it. We would be stealing from people who earned
huge profits off the backs of hard working people. Plus, they should have
insurance, so they actually won't lose anything. If they're too cheap to
buy insurance, that's their own fault."
"But still, it's just wrong."
"Let me ask you this, what do you have to
lose? You want to get married? Well, with the money we get from the train,
you'll finally be able to afford a nice house and be able to settle down.
That's my motivation. I want to get back to my wife."
Those words reverberated in Isaac's mind.
I want to get back to my wife. It was likely the earnestness in Charlie's
voice and the intensity with which he said it that made them resonate in
Isaac's mind. So that's why he wants to do this. He's just a desperate mine
just trying to get home. But, why can't he just go? Why does he need to rob
a train? He must have some sort of debt he has to pay off. He sat in
thought for a bit longer before he finally spoke again. "I've never done anything
wrong in my life, unless you count gambling. But that doesn't hurt anybody
but me. I don't want to shoot or be a part of shooting an innocent engineer
or anybody else that might stand in our way."
"Nor do I, Isaac. That's why we need to
come up with another plan, something more covert. These guys threw the
train off its tracks and still nearly got away. Imagine if we could pull
off a heist with the train still on the tracks. We could be halfway to
Mexico before they even knew anything had happened. We won't carry any
weapons."
"Well, that at least sounds reasonable,
if robbing a train can ever sound reasonable."
"Plus, if you want you can take
some of the money and do some good with it, you will have done more good
with it than the previous owners had planned. You could be a modern day
Robin Hood."
"Robin Hood?"
"Take from the rich, give to the
poor. Nevermind. Just think it over some more and let me know what you
think."
Isaac nodded at Charlie but said
nothing more. Charlie got up and walked away from their camp, leaving his
stuff behind. He wanted to give Isaac some space to think, and he also
thought that leaving his things might aid in gaining Isaac's trust.
Many thoughts were racing through
Isaac's mind. He did want to get married and start a family, and the loot
from a train robbery would certainly afford him the ability to do just
that. Plus, he could do more good with the money than it was currently
likely destined. Then a new thought. If he were to turn Charlie in for
plotting a train robbery, there would certainly be a handsome reward. But,
the pay off from the robbery would be far greater than reward money. Still,
either way he would probably be set for life. But, if he did turn Isaac in,
there was no guarantee of reward money. There wasn't even a guarantee of a
pat on the back. But here was also no risk of jail time. Unless he ran into
a crooked deputy that twisted the facts to make him an accomplice so that
he could collect some reward money. He had heard of that happening before.
A part of him also felt for Charlie. Charlie seemed more than anything just
to want to get back to his wife. You can't fault a man for that.
Charlie returned shortly before
lunchtime that day. Isaac had only one thing to say to him.
"Let's do it."
March 14, 2006
Disturbing echoes from history
The recent history of the United States appears to be a repetition of past
mistakes. As an example, I have written a brief snapshot of the
history of habeas corpus from which you can make your own judgement.
I was inspired to write this by an item I heard on the NPR program “This American Life”.
Before beginning the history, it should be stated that the right to
habeas corpus must considered a fundamental human right. It
provides a means for an imprisoned individual to question the justification
for his/her detainment and thus to seek a remedy to that
imprisonment (whether it be freedom or a trial). No person, no entity,
no country, should be allowed to indefinitely imprison anyone
without justification verified by evidence. The right of habeas
corpus should be extended to everyone, even those we might
consider enemies or who are not citizens of our country. The first step
toward tyranny is the sacrificing of rights for a bit of security.
Many histories1,2 of habeas corpus mention the first
codification of
the right as the Habeas Corpus Act of 1679. However,
seldom mentioned in the histories are the events immediately
preceding this act (including the Act of 1671). In the years 1642-1651,
three civil wars took place in England3. During these wars, King Charles I was tried for
treason,
convicted, and executed. To those loyal to the monarchy, this was murder,
and a group that could murder the king was capable of any
vicious act. This group (whose composition included some religious
fantatics who believed the removal of the king from power would
bring the kingdom of heaven to Earth) was eventually defeated and
Charles II named king by those who hoped to bring some
stability to England. However, attempts and plots to remove the king continued
(see Venner's Rising)4. Such events certainly allowed those in
power to justify the limitation or elimination of the civil liberties that
existed at the time. And such actions by the government
eventually led to the impeachment of one Lord Clarendon (born Edward Hyde).
The list of accusations against him included the following5:
| "That he hath advised and procured divers of
his Majesty's subjects to be imprisoned, against law, in remote
islands, garrisons, and other places; thereby, to prevent them from the
benefit of the law, and to introduce, precedents for imprisoning
any other of his Majesty's subjects in like
manner." |
The guilt or innonence of Lord Clarendon is not at issue here. What is,
however, is the fact that during the early years of the
restoration, a fear existed in the government that at large remained
individuals capable of plotting and carrying out unimaginably vicious acts. This fear
was so strong that those who fell under governmental suspicion were imprisoned on remote islands so
that they could be denied proper access to the law. Such was the
outrage at this that the Habeas Corpus Act of 1679 6 was passed by Parliament, an act that
specifically forbade
the very things of which Lord Clarendon was accused.
The current administration of the United States is telling us that the
prisoners of the War on Terror are different than prisoners from
traditional wars. These individuals are vicious, hate our
society and our freedom, and thus we can imprison them indefinitely
in order to find out what they know. However, we should counter that we are a country of laws.
While many of the people imprisoned at Guantanamo and other
detention centers may in fact do anything in their power to destroy our country,
the fact remains that they are people, humans that deserve the
right to question their imprisonment by our country. The government is run
by people, and people make mistakes. The detainment of innocent
individuals does occur, and it access to legal recourse that allows for
such mistakes to be corrected. We must remember that we are living
in the 21 st century. We
are a democracy, not a 17 th century monarchy. If we are going to go into
the business of nation building, it is our obligation to provide
an example to the rest of the world of a nation of laws and respect for
human rights, even the rights of our enemies.
References: 1. Wikipedia.org: Habeas Corpus
2. BBC News: A brief history of habeas corpus 3.
Wikipedia.org: English Civil War 4. Ex Libris: English Dissenter: Fifth Monarchists or
Fifth Monarcy Men 5. British History Online:
The History of Parliament, Debates in 1667, 1st-15th November,
footnotes 6. Habeas
Corpus Act
March 11, 2006
Concerning news about passports
I finally decided to apply for a US passport. I actually decided several
weeks ago to go ahead with the process, but couldn't find the time. I was
going to do it last weekend, but forgot my birth certificate. But, today I
got everything together and made a trip to the post office. And wouldn't
you know, they were having some sort of special "get or renew" your passport
day, meaning there were many, many more people there than on a typical
Saturday. But, I did accomplish my goal of getting bad pictures of me taken
and turning in my application. I did
so in anticipation of potentially going to an international conference or potentially
Korea in the next year or so.
However, I learned that perhaps I'm putting my application in just in the
nick of time. While researching passports, I learned that the US State
department will begin issuing passports with radio frequency identification
(RFID) chips that would broadcast the carrier's information to customs
agents. This news is very alarming, since anyone with the proper reader
would have access to the personal information (social security number,
address, etc.) already contained in the passport. In addition, I do not see
how this might increase security or speed up travel times significantly.
The convenience and reduction in time spent in lines does not outweigh the
risk of identity theft (or worse) from unscrupulous individuals obtaining
the ability to read the passports. We have been assured of security
measures put in place, but I still must stand opposed to the idea, as did
98.5% of the 2,335 respondents who made comments to the State Department about this
issue (see the article
about the RFID chips and read the comments
to the State Department here.)
Since the new passports will be issued
starting in October, 2006, there is still time for you get one without the
RFID chip. Even if you
do not see yourself traveling internationally in the next few years, it
might be a good idea to go ahead and get one now. They are valid for 10
years. You can find more information about obtaining or renewing your
passport here.
March 10, 2006
March 09, 2006
Unknown caller
Today I got a call on my cell phone today that showed up as "Unknown". The
number associated with it was 888-232-9543. Anyone out there know
any more about this number? A Google search returns a few links to people
discussing telemarketers and also to what appears to be links to
gambling/casino sites.
Today's Fortune Cookie
Life is like football. The minute you stop going for goals, the game is
over.
Want a bigger brain?
Well, you're in luck if you are a steelhead trout. A study
at the University of California-Davis found that hatchery reared trout
had increased growth in some sections of the brain when stones were
scattered on the bottom of their tank. The brains were closer to those of
wild fish and the hatchery fish also showed behavior more similar to the
wild-type.
What does this mean? Well, I wouldn't recommend spreading small stones
around your floor. Or, if you have a child, it's probably not a good idea
to put small stones in their crib. But if you want some wild,
big-brained trout, you now have a way to make your dream come true.
March 08, 2006
The Burger King Drive Thru Window
Last night I decided to stop by Burger King for a Whopper combo (medium
with cheese and Coke, hmmmmm...). Once I arrived at the window, I paid for
my meal and waited patiently for its delivery. While waiting, I noticed a
sign on the window that stated that only customers in motorized vehicles
would be served at the window. I thought to myself, "Why?" Does it really
pose a danger to serve people that walk up or come through on a bike? I
have actually ridden a bike through a bank drive-thru teller window before.
In this time of high gas prices and air pollution, it seems counter productive to discourage
those who would like to partake in the delicacies of BK from doing so via
environmentally friendly methods such as biking or walking.
March 07, 2006
Google Search: "Burger King"
I decided to do a random search on Google, and chose "Burger King" as my
search terms. This link
was the top result on result page 42.
Dirty Laundry (to the tune of "My Favorite Things", if you like)
Searching in closet, searching here, searching there,
Finding little that is clean that I might wear,
A stenchy pile in the corner does lay,
These are a few things found on laundry day.
Mismatching socks and black shorts for underwear,
Hoping to avoid any curious stares,
Worries of what other people may say,
These are a few things found on laundry day.
Empty hampers,
Ordered drawers,
When laundy day's done,
I simply remember my dirty clothes fears,
And then I don't feel so stunned.
Barry Bonds, how despicable
I wonder if the truth has finally come out. There is still the small chance
that the recent story is from the imagination of jealous reporters, but I
doubt it. It would seem that the accomplishments of one Barry Bonds, the
fun that fans had following his homerun pursuits, have been tainted by his
use of steroids and other performance enhancing drugs. I personally feel as
though I've been robbed. I believed Bonds when he claimed he was clean. I
believed he was one of the best players ever to play. Now, he's nothing
more than a cheater that deserves nothing more than a footnote in baseball
history. His career numbers should be cut off at the point where we know
for sure that he started using drugs (1998). Would he be worthy of Hall of Fame
consideration at that point? It would be debatable. However, now with the
truth known, he should never be considered. He is a liar, a cheat, and a
thief for robbing millions of fans of the memories they thought weren't
tainted.
March 06, 2006
Uncomedic comedy
Although I have not seen the movie, I have described to me a scene in the movie
"Date Movie" where the two leads beat up a homeless man, just for something
to do on their date. It is presented as comedy, but anyone who could
possibly find it side-splittingly funny has some serious issues. Violence
against the homeless is a real problem, but seems to stay off the radar
because, for whatever reason, homeless people are seen as insignificant
with no feelings or worth. Recent news stories report the beating
and setting on fire of a man in Boston,
the beating of another man in San Antonio, and a
beating spree of homeless men in Fort Laurderdale, FL. The fact that
such a scene could be placed in a movie as comedy is a sad commentary on
our society. It may be the shock value that causes some people to laugh
nervously, and even though it is a movie and not real, it is pathetic that
anyone could find such a scene genuinely humorous.
March 04, 2006
March 03, 2006
An ignorant "pseudo-intellectual"
Late last year I had the pleasure of overhearing a conversation between two
people on my daily commute. To set up the scenario, the conversation was
between two men, one white, one Indian, and both spoke perfect English. The
white man dominated the conversation, ranting about how people should learn
English when they come here and that there should be a one year English
requirement during the immigration process. He also stated that the world
would be much more efficient with only one language, that we shouldn't have
to waste time learning other languages. It was all I could do to bite my
lip and explain to him that there are more benefits to learning another
langauge than just being able to communicate (such as expanding your mind,
finding new ways to express yourself in your native language, etc.). Some
ideas just can't be properly translated from one langauge to another. I
also was able to suppress the urge to suggest to him that since there are
so many more Chinese speakers in the world that perhaps Chinese should
become the "global language". (I do understand there are several dialects of
Chinese). He went on to complain about not being able to understand one
of his teachers. I've had trouble with that in the past, but it's an issue
you have to deal with in the real world, so just accept it. Put a little
more effort into trying to understand you teacher. He went on to tell the
Indian man that he (the Indian man) spoke well, not perfect, but good
enough to understand English. Once again I refrained from saying anything,
but I would have guessed that the Indian man grew up here in the U.S. The
last thing he ranted about was how he is a conservative and that liberals
can't think straight. He said he thinks globally, but liberals think locally. I
wanted to tell him that his global thought process makes him blind to the
reality around him, and that makes him prone to making sweeping
generalizations. The exact thing he was doing the entire conversation.
March 01, 2006
Simple Pleasures
The wonder of God's creation
Surrounds us every day
But seldom do we enjoy it
As we hurry on our way
Puffy white clouds
In a blue summer sky
A tiny little ant
That's stronger than you or I
A herd of grazing cows
In a field of emerald green
There is so much beauty
Just waiting to be seen
The laughter of a child
The singing of a bird
There is so much joy
Just waiting to be heard
The feel of a breeze
On a hot summer's day
The smell from a field
Of freshly mown hay
The taste of a peach
Picked ripe from the tree
All these things are out there
And all of them are free
The Lord in all his glory
Provides so much good
For us to enjoy if only we would
--- Dolly Shubert, June 1999
Yelling at bus stop waiters. . .
So, I was waiting at the bus stop this afternoon (waiting for the bus,
which should not shock you), when a car drove by with quite possibly the
most intelligent person on Earth as a passenger. How can I make such a
judgement in the short period of time this individual was in front of me?
Well, as we all know, an astute power of observation is a key element to
high intellect (actually, I don't know if that's true, but it sounds good).
The individual in question, quite remarkably, noticed that people were
standing at the bus stop. But, he took it one step further. He was able to
reason that, since we were standing at the bus stop, we must be waiting
for the bus! This observation was so moving to him that he had to yell
at us, the bus stop waiters, that we were in fact waiting for the bus. I'm
actually quite glad he did, because I must admit to sometimes forgetting
why I'm standing at a bus stop.
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